Hi everyone!
Last week I was distracted by the impending Saints (
8-0!!!! WHO DAT?!?!) game. This week I'm a little distracted by Ida. Even though she is not slated to hit us but instead hit the poor folks in Pensacola, we're supposed to get gallons of rain and our streets flood at just a drizzle. The last time we had a really hard rain there was 2 feet of water in the street in front of our apartment.
I have prepared appropriately by wearing capris, flip flops, a dark shirt (ya'll know what I'm getting at here) and my hair is officially not fixed
at all today because
what is the point when you are walking around in rain and 20 mph winds?
Or maybe I just felt lazy today.
*grins*Anyway, if you want my whole MM&M collection,
go here. Now let's get started!
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December 2002I had my dress. Is there really ever a more exciting moment in a young woman's life than the day she has her wedding dress physically in her hands? I mean, it's the stuff dreams are made of, right?
Also, B and I had set a date. We knew we would need some time for preparations but at the same time wanted to get married as soon as possible. So we settled for February 15th, 2003.
When we announced the date, a lot of people were like, "Just get married on Friday (Valentine's Day) and it will just be THE MOST ROMANTIC THING EVER!"
But the rebel in me said no, because I staunchly refused to have anything to do with a commercial, consumer-driven holiday.
What I didn't realize at the time is that small act of defiance cost me the ability to have beautiful, fresh flowers available for my wedding. Because there is not a single fresh red rose to be found in the entire state of Louisiana the day after Valentine's Day (unless, of course, you count the roses sitting in vases on dining room tables in homes). And guess who chose beautiful red roses as her floral decor for her wedding? I shot myself in the flowered foot. But you live, you learn.
Since my dress was taken care of, I moved on to the search for bridesmaids dresses. And I was determined to be the BEST BRIDE EVER when it came to picking dresses for my girls.
See, I knew the curse of the bridesmaid dress all too well. I had/have always been, ahem,
well-endowed, and I know the horror that is the strapless bra, especially when trying to wear it under an ill-fitting dress.
(And yes, I did mention my dress was strapless. But because it was a fitted, corset-style top, it picked up the slack where the strapless bra left off. I can honestly say it's the only strapless dress I've ever looked good in, and I think that's exactly how it should be.)
As far as body types, my bridesmaids ran the gamut. Lily was thin and lean. My future sister in law was petite but extremely curvy (also well versed with horrors of the strapless bra). Brookie had a fuller chest but tiny hips. Nell was the opposite.
I spent many hours searching the internet and scratching my head trying to find a dress that would be flattering on them all.
Finally one day I found it. A simple, red, empire-waist, A-line dress (with thick enough shoulder straps that my SIL and Brookie could wear a normal bra). And it was at David's Bridal, which equaled inexpensive, so it was a win-win situation.
December 14, 2002B and I had planned the big "Meet the Families" dinner that evening in his city. Since I had finally chosen a bridesmaid dress, my family decided to head over early to his city and check out the David's Bridal there. My future SIL agreed to drive over and meet us there and be the dress model.
We got to David's Bridal, found the dress, and E went into the dressing room. She came back out a few minutes later looking absolutely stunning in the apple-red dress that went perfect with her dark hair and blue eyes. "That's it!" I cried as she spun a few times before going back inside to change.
When she had changed back into her regular clothes, I took the dress up to the counter, patting myself on the back with imaginary hands for succeeding in being THE BEST BRIDE EVER - at least when it came to bridesmaids dresses. The sales clerk took the dress and asked for my wedding date.
"February 15, 2003," I announced happily. I'm pretty sure I also grinned like an idiot.
Her pen froze over the ledger she was writing in. She lifted her eyes to mine. "You're joking, right? You mean 200
4, right?"
"No," I said, shaking my head vigorously. "2003. As in two months from now."
Her cheeks flushed. "I'm sorry, ma'am, but I don't think I can order these dresses for you. Our turnaround time is two months for orders. I cannot guarantee that the dresses will be in by the day of your wedding."
I wanted to cry.
In fact, I
did cry.
Though I'm sure tears are nothing new to the employees of David's Bridal, for some reason this super-sweet sales lady took pity on me. She picked up the phone, made several calls, and was able to set up a rush account for me. With the authority of her manager, she was able to guarantee the dresses would be in by February 8th.
One week before the wedding."Now," she said briskly, when all the details had been ironed out. "Where are the rest of your bridesmaids? We need to get them measured and their sizes entered into the order ASAP."
I hung my head. "I only have one here. Two are an hour away, one is in Baton Rouge, and one is in Fort Worth."
She sighed heavily, wishing (I'm sure) she had not had the misfortune to wait on me. She drew a deep breath and squared her shoulders. I like to imagine she was building herself up for the challenge. "You need to call every single one of them
right now. The two who are an hour away - get them over here now. Call the ones in Baton Rouge and Fort Worth and tell them to get to their local David's Bridal store as soon as possible and get measured. We have to have their sizes
today to guarantee the dresses. By Monday it will be too late." She slid a piece of paper with my order number on it across the counter. "Tell them to give this number to whoever assists them and tell them the sizes have to be put in
immediately!"
I grabbed my phone and dashed outside while she turned to record E's measurements and size. First I dialed Brookie and Nell and begged them to make the drive over. Needless to say, I no longer felt like the best bride ever. I was definitely leaning more towards
worst bride ever. They agreed to ride together for the hour drive and would be there before closing to get measured. I breathed a sigh of relief.
Next I called Lily, my maid of honor, asking her if she knew where the Baton Rouge David's Bridal was and could she please, please, please head over there rightthisinstant and get measured for the dress? Lily, who will forever reign as BEST MAID OF HONOR EVER, closed our call with an enthusiastic, "I'm on it!!!" and within half an hour was calling me as she walked out of David's Bridal, measurements taken and size recorded.
Last was my cousin, who lived in Fort Worth. She was a junior bridesmaid and therefore would not wear the exact same dress as the maids, but hers still needed to be ordered that day nonetheless. Can I just say this was the call I hated to make the most? At 15 she wasn't quite old enough to drive herself, and her mother -
my aunt - had just been brought home with hospice care to live out the rest of her days with cancer. I felt like the worst person ever taking her away from her mother over a stupid dress when they had such little time left together. But my uncle drove her over, got her fitted, and the size recorded within the hour.
So now I only had to wait for Brookie and Nell. The store closed at 6. Finally -
finally - they strolled in together at about 5:45. I was beyond having an aneurysm. The attendants tackled them as soon as they crossed the store threshold. In a flurry of tape they were measured, sized, and all five dresses were ordered. I breathed a huge sigh of relief.
The uber-awesome sales lady was on the phone again, barking orders to make sure Lily's dress would be shipped to the Baton Rouge store and my cousin's dress would be shipped to Fort Worth. With tears in my eyes, I hugged her as we left the store. As soon as I got home that night, I emailed David's Bridal to let them know about their awesome employee.
After we left David's Bridal, we headed to a local Italian restaurant so my folks could officially meet B's folks. We had a great, relaxing, warm dinner - the perfect end to an incredibly stressful day.
So I let go of the notion of being the BEST BRIDE EVER. With only two months to go, it was time to make sure I would be the BEST WIFE EVER. And hopefully I could do so without an epic fail similar to what happened with the bridesmaids dresses...
Tune in November 16 for Part 19!